02-06-04 - 1:35 a.m.
I forgot a couple of things in my last entry (somehow).
The next ten entries (after this one) are going to be named after my Top Ten Favorite 80's Songs. It'll be more like late 70's to early 90's because that encompasses all of the music that I love. Also, I'm sure that #1 won't actually be my absolute favorite 80's song. There's no such thing, that I'm aware of.
Now that I got that out of the way, let's get to the more interesting news.
It seems that Mr. Patrick Duffy went to his Doctor for a routine checkup. Toward the end of the visit, Duffy (or "P-Duffy" as his homies call him) casually mentioned an irritating rash on his left testicle.
The Doctor snapped on a latex glove, and Duffy dropped his trousers so comfortably you'd think he'd been in similar situations many times before. When the Doc. found out what the rash was, he gasped and exclaimed that he hadn't seen one that bad in years. "One what!? One what, Doctor?!?" Duffy cried desperately.
Click on a very lost and discombobulated Patrick Duffy to see exactly what the Doctor found on Duffy's left testicle.
Yes! Stamos infection!!! Patrick Duffy is just one of two-hundred homosexual men in the United States who suffer from the irritating rash of a Stamos infection. Guys, learn from Patrick Duffy: if you're gonna ride the Hershey Highway, wrap that rascal. Or else.
This message is brought to you by Rachele and Jamie: members of the Federal Association for Gays.
Until next time - Eight six seven five three oh ni-ee-ii-een.
By the way, join my new rings if you love 80's music.
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