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03-01-04 - 11:53 p.m. Hell, yes. Number One on the Most Bestest Greatest Totally Cool 80's Tracks of All Time was brought to you by CCCP. If you haven't heard it, then you need to, but it's fairly well known as the "Why did the Russians invade Afghanistan?" song. Excellent stuff. When this comes on in the 80's club, I freak the fuck out.
Pooh Fiction
This little gem of a picture was the spawn of the Roman name, "Publius." Jamie came across the name in some stupid "text book" (blech and pooey) that she was reading. I will recreate the dialogue for you.
Her: "Publius"...it reminds me of the word "pubes." And thus, with a little help from my favorite photo editor, MS Paint, and some lame-ass dude with a Jeri Curl, Pooh Fiction was born. Brilliant.
Ad id Udder Dooze...Man, I am getting sick. "Somehow" I got this cold from Colt over the weekend. (My dumb ass can't stop kissing him even though I know he has a cold or is just getting over one.)I feel like Kyle's cousin, who is also named Kyle, in that one South Park episode where Mr. Garrison invents The Entity to boycott airlines for their long-ass lines. Kyle has to sleep with his mega-Jewish cousin who can't breathe through his nose properly, so he has to breathe through his mouth with these uber-annoying audible breaths. Anyway. The point is: I can't freaking breathe through my nose and I'm about to shove a damn coat hanger up there to pull out whatever it is that's clogging that shit up because it sure as Hell ain't coming out when I blow it. Why doesn't that shit come out? I can fucking hear it rattling around in there. I use the one-nostril-at-a-time method, man, and that shit is supposed to work. My mom taught me that when I was a kid, man. I hate being sick. Then again, who doesn't?
Knittin' Shit.Just a few words about knitting. I'm knitting a hoodie for Colt's two year-old nephew. It's red, though, and I plan on duplicate-stitching the Texas Tech double-T on it for them.I think I've found a good niche in the Crafting World. I am the biggest project-abandoner in the entire universe, man. I start a project and leave to spend the rest of its life rotting while collecting dust. In the knitting world, this system of taking five-billion years to complete something because I have abandoned it is perfectly acceptable. I fit right in there with everybody else because I officially have four projects started and approximately zero finished. Plus, I have four skeins of brown Lion Brand Wool-Ease waiting to be cast on for another project. (All after just two weeks of knowing how to knit.) I love me some knitting, though, fo' sho'. Perhaps I'll *gasp* start a knitting blog so that you chumps don't have to read my knitting ramblry.
Anyway...Yeah. I am so tired. Time to read myself to sleep.Until next time - "Do you watch Winnie the Pooh, Brett?" "Yes." "There's a quote I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Oh, bother." BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!! |